A fork of Rural Dictionary
When two people have sex laying on their sides and facing each other. Named so because Indiana residences tend to have their electrical outlets sideways as opposed to the standard vertical alignment found elsewhere.
James: Hey man, how did your date go?
Jimmie: Pretty well, we ended up doing the Indiana Missionary Position back at her place since she’s a Hoosier.
The most disgusting act one can engage in.
Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.
The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.
Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!
What you say when people ask you what you're into
Interviewer: So, William, we'll be interviewing many people for this position. Let's start off light...what are your hobbies and interests?
Slick Willy: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
Anon1: Me and my Waifu have consensual sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
Anon2: You sick fuck.
Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.