A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mittening can be defined as a sexual act between two consenting partners where the female's body serves as a mitten for their partners hand.
Mittening: One partner, who can be deemed as the "receiver" and must be female, remains calm while the other partner inserts their four fingers into her vagina. The thumb must be left free. Lubrication is often needed. Once all four fingers have been inserted, the thumb is inserted into the anus of the female, again lubrication is often needed. This then creates a "mitten" for the hand.
A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.
I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.
a ridiculous way to hide your drunken mistakes
After he wrecked his bike in a drunken stupor, he came to work with "mittens" on