A fork of Rural Dictionary
The coolest kid in Valley Stream
Ohh God...I wish I was Mohamed.
Mohamed aka hamma is the babiest (sooo cuute) person u will ever meet , he is a dreamer and he always shares his positive energy with people he trusts and loves . He always works to achieve his goals and make his dreams come true . He wants to be a rich man uk . Veryyyyyyy rich man . His family is one of his priorities and he considers the real man is the one who spends time with his family . He is so funny u will die laughing when u talk to him .his voice is like a real man voice , a monster but at the same time a really calming onr Mohamed is a set of contradictions U can love him from the first word he speaks .
Mohamed
a suicidal nigga whos fat as fuck and eats like a pig. probably has a piss kink
oh my god that old guy’s pissing on mohamed
Coolest fucker you will ever meet. name is pronounced Mahamed however.
Damn, I wish I was Mohamed. Why do all the chicks love Mohamed?
Mohamed is the foot obsessed weeb he thinks he is funny and lies about keeping kids in basements but thats only his dream and doesn't have a basement he also claim to be suicidal but could never hold up a gun to his head
is he mohamed, probably he tried to eat my foot in chemistry