A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is the ultimate win whenever you are in a intellectual argument with another human being and you have already used “Ur mom gay” and he came back with “No u”.
You: but Ur Mom gay lol
College Professor: No u
You: Ur Mom and Dad gay together
College Professor: *Speechless*
FaceTime Dad or Mom is someone who isn’t a full time, part time, or seasonal parent. They only FaceTime their child whenever it’s best convenient to the parent.
“Damn! He really a ft dad.” Ft Dad/Mom
“I wish she wasn’t such a ft mom.” Ft Dad/Mom
used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective
Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN
The ace in the hole comeback, one so powerful that not only does it tear apart friendships but also tears holes through space and time.
Billy: "Johnny, UR MOM GAY"
Johnny: "oh yeah well UR MOM AND DAD HAVE A HEALTHY AND LOVING RELATIONSHIP!
*Billy begins to cry as the the earth explodes like the death star*
your mom is my dad is a phrase used to confuzzle someone you are annoyed at.
Me: Your mom is my dad
Someone else: What the fuck
Me: Yeetus to the fetus.
Someone else: MMMM...OKay then.
Two insult that are so damaging that it can end your career and kill a man
Person 1:I can never be offended
Person 2:ur mom gay ur dad lesbian
Person 1: dies
The greatest rebuttal to a rebuttal known to human kind.
Random 2 year old - You' er mom gay
Me - No u
Random 2 year old - Ur mom and your dad are both gay