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Dance Monkey

This song was created by tones and I which the meaning of dance monkey was usually a refference to the nigger people that do the monkey dance also known as the sturdy or the griddy.

Nigger person 1: Yo get sturdy
Nigger person 2: Alright bet nigga
Tones and I: Dance monkey, Dance monkey ohhhh~

by Ihatethechocolatepeople October 31, 2022

dancing monkey

A dancing monkey is an accomplice who follows the leader (silver back) at all times, through thick and thin much like an urchin except acts more like a master's puppet.

Dancing Monkey is also referred to as Pinoccio.

S.D. - Cmon now S,K we gotta go do this together.

C.O. - NO! u always treat him this way, like the dancing monkey he is!

S.K - *Ching Cling*

by kooni November 21, 2007

Dancing Monkey

The dancing of rage as the coin drops in the "slot" and the monkey jumps to life.

As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!

by Unkl Piston November 18, 2011

dancing monkey

an albino man who is eating a banana

my dad is a dancing monkey

by Martin April 19, 2003

dance monkey

a song made by tones and i, released in 2019. known for being one of the most annoying songs ever.

person: dance monkey safed my life. i was in a coma and heard dance monkey playing, i immediately woke up to turn it off

by ryazia October 26, 2024

Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 05, 2022

italian dance monkey

When a man shoves his dick in a girls ass and when he takes it out it's covered in poo. Then he swings his cock around in a circle really fast spraying the poo.

Yo guys I gave this girl a really good Italian dance monkey last wednesday.

by finlow1616 June 30, 2017