A fork of Rural Dictionary
Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock. Boy 2: I know right.
1. A rooster that was trained for fighting other roosters. 2. The penis of a typical black male adult.
1. That asshole Jimmy down the street is having cock fights again. He's been turning almost all of his roosters into Monster Cocks! 2. That black guy is always wearing some very baggy pants. He must have a monster cock.
Boy 1: She has a Monster Cock. Boy 2: I know, right?
A guy called freddy that has a HUGE cock.
me: hey freddy monster cock freddy: kooom nu
When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.
Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?
A star that has a massive penis
Star: “Are you ready for my meatus monster cock”
Term used to describe my unnaturally large penis. Typically given to a person named Matt. Names also referring to Jesus Monster Cock are White Python and Don Knotts. J.M.C is the accepted abbreviation for Jesus Monster Cock
M: Hey Chan, did you hear Brit screaming last night? C:*confused* Maybe M: Well, she was riding my Jesus Monster Cock like a pogo stick! I was giving some major Don Knotts.