Country Dictionary

A lawyer who would borrow $0.75 to repay a $0.50 loan.

Hey, did that lawyer just wear slacks over his jeans to avoid paying the $2 for jeans day? What a mooch.

A period of 10 days. Just as the plural of Deer is Deer, the plural of Mooch is also Mooch. The length of cabinet appointments in Trump' s new show, 'Survivor: White House Edition' will from here forward be measured in Mooch.

The lunar cycle lasts 2.8 Mooch. It's been almost twenty Mooch since the orange abomination ascended the throne of this great nation, and let me tell you, it is the greatest, unbelievable. You can't imagine how great it is.

That Scumbag who wants $5000 off a new 325i and thinks his 92' Integra with 170,000 miles is worth $7000.

You wouldn't believe what that fucking mooch wanted. I told him to get the fuck out of here and go and buy a Kia. O.K. I felt like telling him to get...

1. A term of endearment 2. slang for kiss 3. slang for moments of intamacy

1. Hi Mooch! 2. hey! come here and give me a moochie mooch 3. I'd really like to have some Moochie Mooch Time later.

A hairy guy who loves sluts with big titties

Hey man, ur acting like mooch dont be a mooch, ur cock is tiny

Someone that steals food to test to see if it is poisonous.

Zack: let me see if your fries are poisonous. Dan: stop being a mooch

the king of the monkeys, who is filled with beans, and speaks in a high voice

Mooch likes to hang out on the bed all day long.