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Mr./Ms. Right

This actually can refer to his / her right hand as in a form of masturbation.

Aaah, Mr./Ms. Right (hand).. always faithful, never leaves me, doesn't talk, doesn't wanna go out.. s/he's just perfect for me.

by blck June 29, 2007

Mr./Ms. Right

A supernatural being that has inherited the powers of Proteus and uses them to don the guise of whatever love interest currently holds our attention. Once the victim's attention has been goaded and he or she is compelled to follow, Mr./Ms. Right then vanishes, but always reappears again, forcing his or her weary victims into endless pursuit of desperate futility.

"I thought he was Mr. Right, but boy was I mistaken."

by Killing Kittens March 18, 2005

Mr. Right Now

Logan Pauly

You are not him. Him Logan or Mr. Right Now

by Him Tecca February 19, 2023