A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who does not know the meaning of the word is a muf, until you know what it means you are one.
fred: "what's a muf"? george:"you're a muf"
A term describing something or someone is fucked up, but in a polite way, specifically, in public.
Dude, the other day, he tried something out and it was completely muffed up!
To be pussy whipped or handcuffed by the muff.
Jannette- "Did Liam stay in with his wife again?" Nathaniel- "Ya, he's muffed."
MUF - Abbrieviation of "Make-Up Failure". For those girls who slap on the bronzer, and foundation, for those girls who have abnormally rosey cheeks, and for those girls who have eyes as black as the night.
1) Girl 1: HAHAHA Did you see Jenny today? Girl 2: Yeah, i mean what a MUF! 2) Boy 1: I fancy some girl in my maths class... but i don't know what to do, she's such a MUF. Boy 2: NO MAN, you can do so much better.
To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.
Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night? Tyler- No why? Mikey- He was muffed! Tyler- Damn!
Multi User Forth Advanced coding language used on MUCKs. When used by Zirik, it causes flooding. MUF is frequently used when MPI proves insufficient to perform a desired function, as it has much greater capabilities. However, most consider it more difficult to learn.
Zirik wrote a program for underwater realms in MUF and inexplicably drowned the entire population of the MUCK.