A fork of Rural Dictionary
The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.
After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.
Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof, Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
Type of material used for clothing in Dr. Suess books
He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof, Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.
The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole
Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge
A game lesbians play to decide who pays the bill. Like rock, paper, scissors but instead using the "the tongue" "the clam" and "the scissor" Scissors beat tongue, tongue beats clam, clam beats scissors.
Hey I'll get this no problem No no it's for me, honestly... Muffers? Muffers.
The act of going down on a woman while she is actively shitting in a toilet. The female blumpkin.
I was at home messing around with Jerry when I had to go shit. He followed me in the bathroom and gave me a muffer.
a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.
have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.