Country Dictionary

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of one woman getting some pussy from another.

I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.

(1) Girlfriend / fiancee / wife.

(2) When a woman stuffs her muff in her man's face.

Sarah gave Jeff a muffler, muffling his car talk.

Thingy you put up the end of on an car so the exaust gas wil sound nice

w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground

one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher

gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows)

When you place an open can (coke, Dr. Pepper, monster, beer, etc.) in someone’s asshole, stab a hole in the bottom once placed, and shotgun the said substance.

Bro my asshole is still bleeding after Kyle did The Muffler with his monster

That's me

I am the Carpet-Muncher

Breaking wind while performing a blow job

Dammit, I was sucking on a huge new cock last night. Everything was perfect, except I was a little bit drunk, and I broke wind right in the middle of it all. Thank god he was drunk too, and we made a joke and called it mufflered fellatio. We had great sex, but I was pretty embarrassed.