A fork of Rural Dictionary
Slang. Prevalent throughout the Midwest, the South, Canada, Eastern European countries and in certain sports like Hockey and Baseball. Facial hair that includes a mustache that connects to a goatee, to form a continuous circle of hair. The facial analogy of the mullet. Also known as a Van Dyke.
When we went to the sports bar, we saw half the guys watching Nascar sporting muskrat's.
Look at Bruce, he's wearing a muskrat!
Often known as slang for someone who plays too much world of warcraft, and tells their parents to get their router.
Ray: "Andrew is such a Muskrat."
Ken: "Yeah, he should probably get off his ass and get onto real life."
A very good looking male. Can be used anytime anyplace when a hottie is approaching to warn friends of said eyecandy.
"Damn, look at that muskrat, 10 o'clock!"
A drinking game started in Missouri area. It's played at the point when you're already very intoxicated. You sit in a circle and say either a word that could be funny, or a person doing an action that is funny. If a person laughs in the circle they take a shot or a sip of beer.
"Oh man guys I'm so fucked up, lets play muskrat!"
"why is it called muskrat?"
"because muskrats a funny word, now shut up and drank."
A girl who looks like the animal (a muskrat).
Gross, look at that muskrat.
GM/Mopar slang for Ford Mustang.
Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
did you hear about how Elongated Muskrat launched the Tesla into space? Oh yeah bro