Country Dictionary

When you’re a gal who just has to masturbate before going out

Person: “Hey, are you on your way?” You: “Yes, sorry, woke up horny and had to clean my cat”

Scour around for some money to make a purchase.

I sure would like to buy that car. Let me go home and thrash my cats, and I'll see if I can come back later with the money.

To wack off after waking up

after i woke up i had to pet my cat

feeling sexy, bored, looking for something to do, ready to get a little wild or crazy, maybe used sexually but doesn't always mean sex, just looking for a thrill

I am going crazy tonight! I can't find anyone to go out with and my cat is jumping! Must be a full moon tonight, I can already tell my cat is jumping!

A phrase said to a true cat, when they a true dawg.

"You my cat, dawg" *passes blunt* "Thanks dawg" "he's my cat" "Dawg"

Female invitation to sexual intercourse.

Come meet my cat and make that pussy purr.

When the time feels weird and you don’t know what to say

I ate my cat yesterday