A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a nasty dirty sleazy ho wakes up with a hangover and can't remember who she fucked the night before.
Yeah girl I had fun but I don't remember shit. My vagina is sore too. I must have had some mystery meat last night.
When nobody is sure of the size of a certain guy's penis.
"How'd it go with Jonny Katrina?"
"Not well, plus he has mystery meat."
Mystery Meat Dish
A mystery meat dish is a plate of genuine and authentic Turkish, sometimes middle eastern kebab consisting of lamb, chicken and sometimes beef. Marinated in seasonal sauce and charcoal grilled to perfection.... a dish that many Americans struggle to identify... one that Tony from Orange named MMD.
when a female, 16-25 years of age, becomes heavily intoxicated at a party and has semi-consentual sex with multiple men whom she does not know and will not remember
"mystery meat" refers to the strangers' penises and "buffet" refers to the multiple partners
this differs from "Statutory Rape" (less tham 16 years of age) and "how do i not have herpes yet" (older that 25)
Girl 1: "Tina fell drank, like, 7 smirnoff ices, then she ate a mystery meat buffet til she puked on some dude and passed out"
Girl 2: "I hate it when that happens!"
A person so attractive and androgynous that you cannot tell if it's a boy or a girl or both or none
Josh : I have a date with Alex tomorrow
Max : dude that's just mystery meat
Josh : no problem you know I swing both ways
An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat
An individual of androgynous appearance. Like non-binary people. This is used to describe when someone is confused about the "meat" that they have
Chad : hey see that chick over there I'm going to shoot my shot
Dan : nah pretty sure that's a dude
Chad : i don't care I like me some mystery meat