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Nano-sized Penis

As he tried to have sex, Neelima ran away screaming, because he had a Nav

Short for Navigationly owned. When someone gets lost or takes the wrong route whilst driving. Navigational ownage can result in deep shame for the navved individual.

John: WTF man why did you take a left, the owl sanctuary is up there on the right. Simon: Sorry I thought it was up here next to gnome world... John: Shut the fuck up man you got navved.

The name for a dick that’s so big the person can’t wear shorts without it sticking out

Person 1; yo that guys dick is so big I bet he has a nav Person 2; why are you looking at his dick

Someone who is a Nav, they aspire to be a sideman, not a sidemen but a sideman of the sidemen. Another Example off Nav is someone who gives something of no need into a conversation

Look there’s ice cream, there’s ice cream over there, yeah cheers Nav

the boss of all p-twats (parker watkins)

"that guy is navs, he runs the p-twat into the ground"

short for navy. Originated due to the military's use of using parts of many small words to create one large word (i.e. navsurf - naval surface).

I did 4 years with the nav once I got out of HS. It's wasn't too bad besides the bad haircuts that I got on the boat and the horrible nav chow.

badger lover

nav hayre