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nigga please

when a nigga's shit is so ridiculous and boyhood, he needs to be told what the fuck is up, down, left and right all at once.

Nigga: Yo girl you know I got a nice car, let me get that numba.

Nigress: Nigga please, first of all (etc etc)

by thetruth. August 20, 2009

Nigga-Please!

Expression of suprise.

When a friend axe's you something, and you were obviously going to do it, you state "Nigga-Please!" to express the shame you feel at having such an insult to your honor.

Lysol: We gonna rape some bitches tonight?
Lyrese: Nigga-Please!

Tyrolla: Pass the blunt.
Durunka: Nigga-Please

by ilcou August 10, 2004

nigga please

a rhetorical statement directed primarily towards people of african-american persuasion.

Man 1: Dawg I dunked on him last week.
Man 2: Aww nigga please

by Rodney Taylor May 12, 2008

nigga, please

When there's someting that can't possibly be right.

"Nigga, you wearin' Skin Bracer? Aint no bitches gonna be fuckin wit you."
"Nigga please, you know I aint splashin' no boosit on me, Im a through nigga."

by Big Leon July 26, 2004

nigga please

showing that what ever the (black) person is asking,doing, trying to do, or saying is completely unresonable,retarded, messed up, or is just not going to happen upon your standards.

Should ONLY be used if you are black and if the person you are directing it to is also black.

Person 1:I'm gonna make more money than you.
Person 2:Nigga PLEASE!

by mirgine December 27, 2007

nigga, please

An exclamation used to disagree with someone on a subject.

"Cocktease Caitlin is a nice young woman who loves to have a good time in healthy, wholesome ways."

".....nigga, please, that bitch is a nasty ass ho dat suck mo' dick den dat bitch named trixxxy down da skreet"

by Loserkidz2389 July 22, 2004

Nigga Please

A phrase commonly used by black people to express disagreement, distaste or anger. Can also be used by white people, for irony or for a gangsta effect. The phrase originated in the ghettos of America among negros (or 'niggas' if you are black, or some sort of racist penis).

Negro version:
'That JC is a fuckin fool, I oughtta bust a cap in his ass'
'Nigga please!'

White Cracka verion:
'Jon, your mama sure has a fine ass'
'Nigga please! She's 41 and weighs 12 stone!"

by WooForSam September 24, 2007