A fork of Rural Dictionary
He is very shy but in a cute way, he is tall, he loves his family so much, he is a good guy, he always makes plans at the last minute, he enjoys listening tu music and he will always be secretly in love with Valentina
Bruno is a simp over valentina
Bruno is in love with her but he won’t accept it.
Bruno is very shy
Austrian gay journalist portrayed by comedian Sacha Baron Cohen (see Ali G, Borat). Hosts a fashion show and travels to such glamorous places as Arkansas and Alabama, cheerleading in American football games and making fun of fashion designers, hairstylists, et al. Appears on "Da Ali G Show".
Bruno recently visited a gun show in Arkansas where he asked why shooting is so popular among gay men.
P1: we don’t talk abt Bruno no no no
P2: tf
P1: uncultured swine.
P3: SEVEN FOOT FRAME, RATS ALONG HIS BACK-
he’s ghetto and emo with long hair and stains on his jackets
“Bruno is a kid that doesn’t know how to take care of clothes”