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Noogle

To google something nerdy and irrelevant which would kind of make you look like an asshole depending on who you're talking to; Googling information that will never impress anyone you hope to fuck and in fact could alienate someone you're already fucking.

Noogling is usually motivated by bored curiosity or a desire to prove yourself right. E.g. "What is the origin of the phrase feeling under the weather?" Or "Which is more grammatically correct: All of THE sudden or all of A sudden?"

Sometimes followed immediately by an attempt to noogle the word that means that feeling of linguistic superiority when you confirm you're right or even just mostly right, and everyone who says all of THE sudden should be shot in the face before they can spread their subpar DNA around the planet like so much dandelion filth.

by Jennoyed May 23, 2014

nargie noogle

a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.

it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.

Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation

Mike: what a nargie noogle

Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass

Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?

Jimbo: no way!

Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!

by r o y a l t y June 07, 2010

nagger noogles

when some one is white and then has sex with someone while he/she (she meaning hemaphrodite) is giving one another a blumpkin up the naggle noggle totter tats um up the poopy bumhole.....

dude i just got nagger noogles up the poopy bumhole

by jack martell July 11, 2009

noogle

A noodle made of grinded up niggerballs

I enjoy a nice bowl of noogles after a long day at work.

by assgrabber II March 01, 2024

Noogles

When you spell noodles wrong you buffoon

"I EAT P MUCH ONLY RAMEN NOOGLES TBH"
"NOOGLES?????"
"I MEANT NOODLES."

by thegay December 14, 2020

Noogle

When, during a stream, a concurrent viewer researches something for the streamer. This includes achievements, crafting recipes and other information.

Streamer: "how do I complete this achievement?"
Viewer: "I will do a noogle!"

by Noodle_6298 June 26, 2021