A fork of Rural Dictionary
Nan is a thing you call your friends or your bros short for “Nanny” your friends are like your nan. Jk I’m just high use this word to call your friends something
You: WuhtUp Nan
Friend 1: Fuck you, you fucking nonce
You: Ha okay nan
nan: noun
nan is short for nanny which is short for poonanny which is derived from punani.
nan, in a sentence, can be used in much the same way as nanny, and is commonly used when throwing duds.
"Last night, I got the nan!"
or in a sentence in dud form:
original sentence: "I hurt my hand..."
dud form response: "I hurt my nan..."
Jerking off and then licking your hand clean of the lubricant and seminal fluids.
Dang, Johnny is a sick puppy, I caught him nanning after he jerked off!
The art of nanning nans. Nobody really knows what it means.
Guy: You're an idiot!
Me: Shut up or I will nan your nan!
Similar to the more widely renound sexual practice of Dogging, Nanning is cropping up heavily around the industrial estates of North East London. Men flood to predefined meeting points in their vehicles, with their Nan's riding shotgun. The Nan's are then paraded amid the circle of parked cars, before being traded amongst the other men or 'Nanners'. The swapped Nan's are then sexually gratified on the car bonnets.
Hey Norris, do you fancy a spot of Nanning this evening?