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Nik

Someone who regardless of nationality acts American.Who even when showing obvious lack of skill of something still thinks he is the best at it. Also denies his 'Nikness' when obviously showing it.

That guy is a Nik, who the f**k does he think he is?

by The Guy in the House June 07, 2006

Nik

A fat nasty man who never wears any pants. He usually has a crush on...YOU.

(About Nik)
Dennis: "Someone's got a crush on you, and he's not wearing any pants."
Someone Else: "Is it Nik?"
Dennis: "Hell yes it is!"

by Somechick_73 September 17, 2008

Nik

Hunch-Back of Notre Dame. Has extremely greasy hair and thinks his shit dont stink. Surrounds himself with people that he thinks love him but really dont. Thinks he's a lady's man when really he's a nerd. Has walk that is fun to immitate. Likes to talk crap.

"Dude, you're chasing all the chicks away... Stop acting like such a Nik!"

by stupidpeoplehaters May 04, 2010

Nik

Main example of a typical name abbreviation when trying to 'look cool' but instead makes the owner look like a desperate middle-aged man trying to look gothic when men of that age should know better. A mutation of 'Nick' - the real abbreviation for 'Nicholas'. Another example: 'Jez'.

"Here comes Nick on his new skateboard, what does he look like! . <shouts> Oi Nick!".

Nik: "Fuk off"

by Bar Catfish December 14, 2009

Nik

A kind hearted sole with a massive vagina.

Damn Nik is a shitty ass swim coach

by XxxGayGrapeKiller99 November 29, 2018

Nik

Nik is a great person that you would always want in for life including some details that people like such as he is smart hot athletic and. Nice

Person1: Nik is soooo cool
Person2: Also hot smart funny and athletic

by xxEaglesNik March 02, 2019

Nik

Type of guy who is very arrogant and has a bad sense of humor. Can typically be seen picking his nose in the corner of a baseball field and making jokes to himself and laughing at them because no one else will.

Guy: Do you know nik?

Me: Oh you mean the asshole over there?

by JailHandler August 02, 2020