Country Dictionary

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pulse

Something that increases your heart rate, something that is excited, stressful, or scary.

When the person jumped out of the bushes he pulsed me.

I'm so pulsed that we have no school tomorrow!

That ride was completely pulse!

I'm really pulsing about that test tomorrow

by Stevo88 February 17, 2008

pulse

What two etherlink 'boi's loose after they talk about penises and erection...

Your talking makes me loose my pulse !

by ? August 03, 2003

The Racing Pulses

Alt-rock band from Wisconsin with music kinda like a mix of RHCP, The Strokes, Arctic Monkeys, and a lot of that early 2000s rock. The band met on Craigslist and released their first album called "Nothing to Write Home About" in 2017

"Have you heard that song "Intricate" by The Racing Pulses?"
"OMG yes! I've been bumping their music all day."

Get A Pulse

When someone is bringing the party down and not enjoying themself.

Henderson: Hey Dirty Harry what do you want to do for your birthday party?

Dirty Harry: (monotone) I don't care, I don't feel like doing anything.

Henderson: Jeeze Dirty Harry Get A Pulse.

by Peppercorn Jack May 20, 2011

lava pulse

when you fart in the hot tub

ah dude that was a big lava pulse

by bigcheech July 31, 2006

Pulse and Bob

Literary Geniuses and shameless Tokers

Everyone should aspire to be like Pulse and Bob.

by Bob May 04, 2005

vaginal pulse

After an orgasm you will notice that your vagina will pulse.

"He gave me a nice orgasm."

"Did you experience a vaginal pulse?"

"I sure did!"

by i love bj April 10, 2010