Country Dictionary

A thing we always blame for being very shitty.

(wifi goes out) Me: "Fuck! The wifi so shitty here."

Undeveloped cat

Wifi is small but cute

Another word for a thot. Everybody uses her

Yo, yah mom is wifi, everyone uses her

The act of temporarily using an available wifi signal whilst in the process of driving or being passenger in a car.

guy 1:"So how did you find the circus so fast, I thought you were lost?" guy 2:"I was lost, thankfully I found a Starbuck's and performed a wifi-by on my Dash and got some proper directions."

The state of hyphy-like fun experienced with wine and the internet (WIF=Wine Internet Fun).

Instead of going out to a bar, Dave decided to stay at home and get wify.

Hell for old people.

Ah! WiFi is so confusing to us elderly dudes!

another word for: blow job, head, sucking on the dick

ex: damn! that bitch gave good wifi