A fork of Rural Dictionary
The most awesome place in the world! Kick-ass scenry and hottest babes you can find! Norwiegans are as nice as Minnesotans, as badass as californians, and as thin as Coloradians.
GUY1- The US economy is colapsing! What do we do!?
GUY2- Go to Norway! duh!
GUY1- Ohh...yeah why didnt i think of that?
GUY2- Because you voted for Obama, idiot!
A very awesome place to grow up in, but has rather cold weather, Bondevik as Prime minister, and more computer-illiterate people than you can shake a ram-stick at.
Still, though, you gotta love it.
So, wanna go to spain?
Fuck no, I wanna stay in Norway.
The land of gnomes and trolls!
(The Book Of Mormon's description of Norway)
Nick: Hey man! I'm gonna go to on a trip to Norway soon, can you tell me something about Norway?
John: You know what they say, Norway is the land of gnomes and trolls.
Nick: Thank you!