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Obese

Adjective describing persons who should under no conditions wear spandex while riding bicycles on public roads.

Oh, gross-- that person is much too obese to show it off like that.

Obese

Someone who annoys others when they sit next to them on a bus, train or aeroplane.

"Wow that guy is so obese, he should purchase two seats. One for each arse cheek"

by Richard Ellis April 28, 2006

Obesity

The best way to prevent rape.

No one wants to rape the obesity lady

obese

Something that is fat, from Latin "obesus" meaning: fat

Stop eating you obese gellatinous blob! You're sweating butter on me!

by Cerpin Taxxt November 09, 2006

Obese

Most definitions here say that to be obese is idiotic. In most cases, it’s not. For some people, it’s an eating disorder caused by a wide range of things. Depression, as one example. For others, they don’t have control over their weight. This might be because of medications or an underlying disease. Some people are obese and doing everything that they can short of starving themselves and it still doesn’t work.

Never ever judge an obese person too soon. They may have a legitimate reason. And don’t insult anyone about it. After all, that’s their body, their business.

Judging guy: He’s obese, he must be a lazy retard
Smart guy: Oh please, be a little nicer. You have no idea what his condition is.

by Ok hun September 10, 2019

Obese

Someone who is very large, can be seen from miles away. Needs to eat every 5 minutes or they will have to engage in cannabalism with oneself. Most of the time will not fit on your screen when viewing their facebook profile.

Geek 1: 'Oh My God watch out for that new kid muyiwa rolling down the corridor :( , he's soo Obese just bull dozing those kids out of the way!!'
Geek 2: 'I know he rolled over the headmaster once !'

by Victimofomole December 21, 2011

obese

when you're so god damn fat no woman will even look at you let alone want to date you.

You resemble fat bastard and if a female ever does come within your vicinity it's because you most likely have something she wants or she's bored.

She may use you just to laugh at you. That's the worst case scenario.

Yes you resemble fat bastard and suffer from obesity and most likely will never have a girlfriend or be married to a woman.

These fat bastards usually end up all alone with their dogs in a crappy poor apartment.

Check out Salvatore, what a fat ass, that obese pig will never get laid.

by not a fat person November 14, 2008