A fork of Rural Dictionary
national steal someone’s fruit by the foot day
Person 1: Why’d you steal my fruit by the foot?!?
Person 2: Because it’s October 29!!
“You get to fight someone” day. Go whack shit crazy on some mofos
october 29 is when u use legal items and beat the shit out of someone!!!
October 29 aka National fake relationship day. Make a fake relationship with whoever you want. Rules: must give one thing of the person to the other person for example; guys give your hoodie to your girl and girls give your scrunched to your guy ( but it could be anything else). Second and last rule is make it seem REAL.
Bella: Hey Aaron it’s October 29th which means it’s national fake relationship day. Do you want to be my boyfriend for the day.
Aaron: Sure. Here is my hoodie
Bella: And here is my scrunchie
NATIONAL BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY DAY! THE DAY WE CELEBRATE THE WORLDS BEST SCIENCE GUY
Random:Hey it’s October 29 Teacher
Teacher:So
Random:Put the man on
National titty flash day part 2.
If you missed October 27 how’s your chance to get that titty flash from someone special.
Happy October 29 flash dem tittys girl.
October 29 is national kiss someone who is in band and plays sports day
Since it's October 29im going to kiss Isaac
October 29th is tell your girlfriend how much you love her day. Send your girlfriend a long paragraph about how much you love her
Hey It’s October 29th I better text my girlfriend a paragraph about how much I lover her :))