A fork of Rural Dictionary
National Send Nude Day
All people born on this day have a 1 time free nude pass
Jim: My Birthday is this upcoming tuesday. Bob: What’s so special about that?
Jim: It’s october 29th, national send nude day!
The day were you go up to your tallest friend, and you can completely SHATTER there knee caps. This only can happen if you are the shortest, and you can do it multiple times throughout the day.
Tall friend: hey what’s up person that is shorter than me.
Short friend: guess what? It’s October 29th and I can shatter your knee caps.
Y’all friend: HELP IM IN PAIN
The day on which you yeet your shortest friend.
Brock: Damn Chad you ain’t allowed to yeet dat boi
Chad: Nah Brock bro it October 29th so I allowed
National give your boyfriend a scrunchy day Again
Hey what are you doing tomorrow
Well its October 29th so I'm giving my boyfriend a scrunchy again
Girl: bring me food
Boy: no
Girl: it’s October 29th