A fork of Rural Dictionary
Fit: "2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft."
Person 1: "what the fuck is a 2b2t the oldest anarchy server in minecraft
I do to much shit for these children so we oldest siblings get a holiday too. Shout out to that one tweet for the idea.
Youngest sibling- "Fuck you."
Oldest Sibling- "that's rude, judging its May 15 - Oldest Sibling Day"
the title of this definition lol
the oldest definition on Urban Dictionary, here it is. Try reading it 10 times, I don't think it will be easy.
When ur older sister becomes an alcoholic/drug addict who is responsible for the collapse of their own social life and cant take care of their own kid because theyre too busy ruining friendships and familial bonds because they block you on social media and dont visit anymore :)
ahahaha my toxic oldest sister blocked my teenage sister on facebook today!
By Throbert Buster
Meaning the oldest trick in the book, but amidst a dreary morning, a lazy rising sun, a distinguished gentlemen by the name of Throbert Buster, twixt with his confusion, exclaims, "The Oldest Book in The Tree!"
Thats literally The Oldest Book in The Tree bro.
Just punch the oldest person on you class( not the teacher tho you don’t wanna get a referral do you?)
Classmate: hey buddy
Me:hey
Me:*punches*
Classmate: what the hell is wrong with you?
Me: sorry buddy it’s National punch the oldest person on your class day 😬