A fork of Rural Dictionary
Big earred kid who used to be on Saturday Night Live.
Dude, did you see Opi on SNL, last night?
1) An unusal hick creature that closely resembels a turtle, that lives at home and is 23 years old.
2) Runs a website where the majority of the fan base is 13 year olds that go for the porn only.
3) Gay Lover with Boy-Wonders-If-Hes-Gay
4) Also Known as "Dopie"
"Wow you suck good dick and put it up the ass just right Opie," says boywondersifhes gay.
Verb -- To ejaculate all over the place when walking into a room, interrupting the act of slamming the taco sex, causing the male to retract his penis. Thus making the perfect birth control method.
I was totally banging that ho, when that kid walked in and opied all up in his pants.