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To have something really terrible go down. An extremely unfortunate event.

Jerry broke both legs when he fell off his skateboard. He was really "sandbagged by the octopi"

When someone fists an ass and opens their hand while inside their partner. To complete the move you must wiggle your fingers around like an octopus, preferably while yelling "let me slide on in there". If desired, the line can be whispered softy instead.

"I gave her a colon-octopi last night and I guess you can say I really slide on in there"

Creaming a girl to celebrate that she is 25 years, 1 month and 18 days old, which is exactly 8 times pi.

Must be performed by a nerd.

Jones gave that girl some once-in-a-lifetime octopi cream.

When a girl gets cream pied by 8 separate dudes simultaneously

Girl 1: “What did you do last night”
Girl 2: “I got Octopied by the Wu-Tang Clan”

When one female nd 8 males have vaginal sex, and all 8 males cream pie her in sync one after another.

Las summer we hit the octopie

A great pie that is not a misspelling of octopi. It is an actual pie.

Person 1: What is your favourite type of pie?

Person 2: Octopie, of course

what people think is the 'correct' plural of octopus, but they're wrong. octopus came from a greek word, and therefore its plural is octopodes. or just use octopuses if you want.

I am a moron and I think octopi is the plural of octopus.