A fork of Rural Dictionary
National feel ur crush u like them.
Josiah: hey liyah I wanted to tell you I have crush on you October 12
Tape Alaina to Ceiling Day where you tape a person named Alaina to the ceiling.
You: *approach Alaina with duct tape* Alaina: What the You: It’s October 12th Alaina: Don’t do th-
National fuck your best friends mom day
October 12th ../National fuck your best friends mom day is when you fuck your best-friends mom and get away with it .
Send him n00ds Now NO STALLING
him:hey wanna send n00ds? her: sure it IS october 12
it's the day we celebrate all the single bitches all around the world who are perfect in every way possible!
ladies we are going out because it's october 12
national bite your tall friends ankles day!
short friend: hey! guess what day it is.. tall friend: ..october 12th? short friend: NATIONAL BITE YOUR TALL FRIENDS AKLES DAY tall friend: NO NO NO short friend: gimme dem ankles boi
National grab ass day. Grab as many asses as you can (with consent of course)
Mark: Hey bro, did you know it’s national ass grab day? Liam: no way man! October 12 is my official favourite day *grabs Mark’s ass*