A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you believe your old enough that you froth girls in a sexual way
“Boys gather round. The fleas have reached my knees!”
To make some phenomenal gaffe or faux pas, similar to putting your foot in your mouth.
Man, I really put the aspirin between my knees yesterday. I told Jen that her new dress made her look fat.
When you jack off for so long that your knees feel really weak and you can bearly stand
An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.
Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass. Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret. "J, we have a situation," Sam said. "What happened?" "I seem to have shit my pants, J" "Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
The act of having exceptionally good yet typically rough sexual intercourse.
John: Did you go home with that girl you met last night? Michael: Not only did I go home with her, I totally put my knee through her dashboard. I bet she is sore today.
as in beg for forgiveness
What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?
a phrase often used by wild, drunk, country girls while being plugged by highschool linebackers when they cant seem to hit the right spot
ooh! ooh! yes! ooh! almost! oh, push my knees im just not wet yet!!!