A fork of Rural Dictionary
v. having a bowel movement, the act of pinching off a turd
After chugging his cup of morning coffee, Teddy had to pinch one off.
Slang term used by Women when they go to masturbate with their vibrator for a quick orgasm. The saying is similiar to when Men have to go "Rub One Out".
"Got damn April, could you believe how sexy that Tim guy was looking tonight!!!" "I know Emily, I'm headed to my room right now to find my vibrator and buzz one off!!!"
One Off The Wood Getting a nice cold frothy beer off the tap at a gross local pub. one off the wood can be abbreviated to 1OTW.
Gross beer guy: "Are you keen smash one off the wood later" Tall mysterious guy: "ohh yeaaa" Beautiful Girl: "My misso is away so KS 1OTW!!" Pierced Eyebrow Person (undefined): "Smash that MF wheres the gold"
a euphemism for male masturbation usually a "quicky"
Guy:man it doesnt take that long to wash your hands, you poppin' one off? Other guy: it's only been 2 minutes Guy:exactly
To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation
I twist one off to your sister last night I twist one off on your sister last night
TO sleep all day to avoid a hangover
Man I was fucked up last night so I gotta sleep one off