A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of passing a piece of shit between two peoples asses back and forth for an indefinite amount of time or until it breaks apart or drops on the ground or just totally disintegrates.
Damn I was watching Devin and Adam perform the oscillating mud sausage but Adam clenched too hard and it broke! I'm so sad, me and Ross were going for the world record attempt at the oscillating mud sausage but I dropped it on accident after just two hours!
This is a smart term for "Kiss my ass!" The word 'oscillate' means 'kiss' and the word 'anus' means 'ass'.
Bob: "You know fred your such a freak!" Fred: "hey Bob, why dont you just oscillate my anus!!!!"
Otherwise known as OCD. A medical disorder prevalent in females and luckier transsexuals, whereby the clitoris oscillates (moves across one-dimension) of its own accord. Two variations of the disorder exist, horizontal and vertical OCD though the vertical OCD is much rarer and generally (i.e. 78.3% of cases) affects russian teenagers (the remaining being split between Israeli-Palestinian mixed race women and Romany gypsies). As yet, no cause has been determined, nor has the trigger of OCD events but sufferers coming within 100m of Julio Iglesias will often experience extreme symptoms. No cure has been found but the Oscillating Clitoris Disorder Foundation exists to seek a remedy to this disturbing ailment, the patron of this charity is Noel Edmonds.
Katie: "I think you just got a text." Hannah: "No, I just have Oscillating Clitoris Disorder."
Part of a circuit formed with a unijunction transistor and a capacitor. It creates a triangle wave and can be used as a timer instead of a 555 timer. Why exactly you would look up this "smart" thing on urban dictionary is a long mystery.
He used a Unijunction Transistor relaxation Oscillator to create a flashing light to annoy his friends while they slept.
The origin of "The shit hit the fan".
Man, when the excrement makes physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device, I'm hittin' the road.
What happened to Prince Harry’s penis.
Prince Harry: my penis was oscillating
My oscillator is so thick you have to use a torch. No way a bic lighter will work.