A fork of Rural Dictionary
The hottest German person, he's a loving, caring Nazi, he will fight and sweat for his friends then he will gas them. He is all-around the best Dark Souls player in history and will make you feel like the biggest noob on the planet if you challenge him.
Pascal would die for his cat, but not before incinerating and cutting in small pieces the bastard who killed his cat, then feeding said pieces to stray dogs, saving one piece which he will send to the bastard's family in a gift box.
Pascal is awesome.
-Have you had fun last night at the party?
-It was all boring until Pascal joined and released the gas.
Used to describe a girl completely infatuated with a guy she can't have. Dreams of him,and breathes to be with him. Will deny any feelings for him,or thoughts,or affiliation of any sort, even though she secretly wants him,all for herself. She tends to build statues of him every once in a while.
Jacky,my biggest fear is to become a Pascale.
A useless programming language one is forced to lean in high school, instead of a highly useful and relevant language like C, C++, Java, etc.
Mr. Pedersons AP Pascal class in 10th grade was the turning point - I could have been a successful high paid software engineer, but after having my soul crushed by that archaic monstrosity that I knew I would never use in any professional context, I ended up as a janitor cleaning toilets. I drink myself to sleep every night, sad and lonely in my van down by the river thinking of what could have been if they had taught me C instead.