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pina colada

A great cocktail that contains cream pineapple juice rum

Lisa and I ordered a pina coladas at the resturant.

by .Lynn. June 21, 2005

Pina Colada

During a 3-some involving 2 guys and one girl, One guy ejaculates and one guy pees into the girl's open mouth. She then gargles mixing the concoction into a substance largely resembling the popular alcoholic beverage.

Guy #1: hey girl are you thirsty? Girl: yes very Guy #2: well then open up and we will make you a Pina Colada

by the bartender123 August 21, 2010

Pina Collider

Sex Move - Shoot cum into your own mouth, swoosh it around a little bit, then spit it into the girls mouth and fuck her

She definitely had the taste of cum in her mouth after i gave her a pina collider

by jewbear0808 May 27, 2010

pina coladed

-verb 1. To be interrupted while in the act of masturbating, especially if the interuption was caused by a pina colada being poured on you.

I was just about to finish one off in the shower but unfortunately I was pina coladed.

by twomsix June 01, 2011

Nate Pina

One who looks like a Portuguese turtle. He looks like he is going to come when he plays the drums, also he is the background picture on his whole bands phone. The name can also be used as a term for doing something stupid.

"Dude, i just Nate Pina-ed!" "Look at that Nate Pina"

by Drew Leonard December 30, 2011

Jackurva Pina

The assimilation of derogatory Hungarian slang terms and an American name in order to describe a vile creature, leaving no stones unturned. Best used in reference to a specific male.

-J.Phillips is the epitome of the classic Jackurva Pina. -FUCKING JACKURVA PINA!

by 'Noneemous March 28, 2009

Pina Colonic

A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple. (term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)

"Man, that Pina Colonic was just what I was craving"

by Hot Dickins March 16, 2008