A fork of Rural Dictionary
A historic day, in which hundreds of /b/tards uploaded pornography onto youtube, confusing the shit out of the youtube admin.
There is some debate on whether it occurred on on June 12, 2009, or June 13, 2009.
12 year old- I'm twelve years old and what is this?
/b/tard- *grin*
Youtube admin, much later- Hm. Operation Ponytail. *click*
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An asshole who thinks he's enlightened. When in reality he's a high school drop out who is 34 living with his mother in the Poconos doing yoga in her living room.
Did you see Jared's douchebag ponytail?
A ponytail that is very out there
“Wow! That’s a perky ponytail”
The gentlemanly act of using your hand to hold up your lady's hair while she is performing fellatio.
Since her hair kept falling in her face, he gave her a ponytail holder so she could finish the job.
when a nappy headed hoodrat combs or brushes their baldheaded rough hair into a little ass ponytail that looks like the rubberband could fly off any second cause it won't give up that tiny piece of shit for nothing.
Shanicia had to comb her little rough dry mess of a hair into a stingy ponytail cause her shit is fucked up.
A type of hairstyle worn by hoodrats, gangsta bitches, etc. where the hair is pulled back in a ponytail style, but the girl just barely has enough hair to tie it off.
Shaweewee was in the beauty store looking for some clip on hair to fix up her busted ass project ponytail.
A high ponytail with the hair braided.
They are called death ponytails because every girl who wears this hairstyle is hardcore. A sports team of girls with death ponytails can beat the other team easily.
"Oh my god, the other team has death ponytails. We're screwed."