A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of a girl/guy placing their mouth on a man's penis and "painting" it with their saliva. This involves the bobbing motion of the head and possible swirling of the tongue around the penis.
1. Last night sally was giving me an awesome PJ, but then her mom walked in while I was cumming on her face.
2. yesterday, I saw a guy getting a paint job in his Red Tahoe!
When two male painters, preferably Mexican in race, suck each other's penis while attempting to paint a house.
"I walked into a new construction home and two male Mexicans were giving each other a Mexican Paint job. They immediately ran when they were seen."
A College Paintjob is when you pipe down a girl and before you nut you scream, cum on your hand and with cover her face with that cum. Once the deed is done you leave the building regardless of who owns the house.
Marc: Hey Isaac how was the night with Vanessa?
Isaac: Bro, you wouldn't believe it she would not shut up about astrology so I had to give her a college paint job
Marc: That's crazy bro you just left her to spread eagle in your house. I respect you
When a man shits on his sexual counterparts chest, dips his testicles in the fecal matter, and drags it across the counterparts face.
That's no spray tan, that's a swedish paint job.
When a woman female ejaculates on a man (paint job) whilst inserting a finger into the mans asshole (unicorn)
"You guys wont believe this! A guy asked me to give him a Unicorn Paint Job, on the second date!"
When someone (guy or girl) is asleep and a guy jerks off and finishes on them (without them waking) and then they proceeds to take a paintbrush and rub it in.
Last night I gave Ally a sneaky paint job she woke up and thought someone put glue on her
Its when a male pulls out his partners ass and spreads the truffle butter all over his partners ass.
I spread that truffle butter all over her ass like Picasso. It was one hell of a paint job