A fork of Rural Dictionary
Meaning crap, cheap or nasty behavior or product design.
Bob: My mum told me off for nothing Bill: Aw man, that is well pelican! Bob: That guy just messed up the paint job on your car Bill: that is well pelican! Bob: It just gets stuck on this screen and you can't get out Bill: Aw that is well pelican man! Bob: You've got to stay late and work on that thing Bill: Aw that is well pelican!
The pelican is an act of oral sex performed on a man, where one's partner deep throats the entire penis while fitting the ball sack in their mouth as well. Thus mimicking a pelican fitting an entire fish in it's beak.
Yo bruh last night was epic! Shelly's head game is so sick she fucking gave me the pelican.
A variation of the shocker where only one finger goes in the vagina, but three go in the anus. The hand shape resembles that of a pelican with a large mouth.
The shocker didn't rock her, neither did the spocker, so I used the pelican.
When overheard talking sh!t about someone by the person you're talking sh!t about.
I cannot believe Nick pelicaned me talking shit about his new haircut.
the act of sucessfully encompassing a man's dick and balls in a female's gullet
Crystal thought she could perform the pelican but failed miserably as she suffocated
Of or off of a 'being'; 'Pelicanism' being the unadulterated worship of said 'being'. Is speculated to be the brief release of endorphins when looking at a person or moment that becomes something different for a moment; as if for a second and only a second, they've transformed into something greater than what can be reasonably comprehended. The subject of Pelicanism can be referred to as a "Pelicant", not the subject of worship, but indeed - the worshipper.
True awesomeness is quick to fade, it is only what remains that is the apropos of actual worship, before that is just... you being a Pelicant. Truth be told, maybe I'm the only one who understands Pelicanism, as it isn't a word used too often.