A fork of Rural Dictionary
peeepppppaaaaaa what are you doing innn myyy phoneeeee
person 1:where’s peppa pig?
person 2:*looks down at phone *
person2: peeeppppaaaaaa what are you doing innn myyy phoneeeee
1. The thiccest and baddest bitch alive
2. Eats bacon 24/7 and fat shames her daddie
Daddie Pig: What should we eat for breakfast this morning
Peppa: Why yo fat ass always tryna eat some food
Peppa Pig: How bout you fix us some bacon and eggs since you fat ass always tryna eat
Mommae Pig: We dont have any bacon we ate it all
Peppa: *stomps upstairs pissed*
George:*plays with dinosaur*
Bossy fat ass pig who can’t fucking whistle
“Peppa pig fat shaming daddy pig for 15 minutes straight”
When your girl is giving you a blowjob, just as you are about to cum yell "I'M DADDY PIG" at the top of your lungs and snort as loud as you can as you release you load in her mouth
"Me and my girl tried the Peppa Pig last night."
"Yooo, how was it?"
"It was good, but she said my dick was more like George's."