A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you stating facts or some real shit 🤪
“Girl that nigga ain’t shit”
“Period sis❗️“
Def 1: To end a sentence
Def 2: Uterus revenge week, satanic ritual, shark week, Niagra Falls of blood, etc.
1:
Tina- You forgot a period.
2:
Mike- HOLY SHIT RUN GET THE CHOCOLATE HURRY MEGAN'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!!
Megan- *screams like a maniac*
My best excuse to getting out of Phys Ed.....
Me:Hey Mr.P.E. teacher,can i use the bathroom?
Mr.P.E. teacher:No,now go run your mile
Me:Im on my period Mr.P.E. teacher
Mr.P.E. teacher: Fine go ahead
Me:*skips to the bathroom* lalalalalalalaaa~
((one of the very very very few things i love about myself is that my personality doesn't change at all when i get my period))
when us ladies bleed out of our vaginas on a monthly basis. it lasts about a week on average and may cause you to sit at an awkward angle when you're in school.
causes horrid cramps for most girls.
when you hang out with people enough, supposedly you all menstruate at the same time. this is when the crime rate goes up in your neighborhood/area.
guy: hey, slut, you wanna suck my-
girl: don't fuck with me! i'm on my period, asswipe!
A monthly cycle every girl goes through, which can sometimes cause, cramps, bloating, fatigue.
Stacy: is your stomach hurting?
Kayla: Yes and i feel bloated and tired.
Stacy: Well that explains the blood on your pants...
Kayla: oh shit my period is here!
Another way of saying of saying thats on god or this is my definitive final say on the matter. Usually used to reinforce how serious the statement is.
We all need to start acting more like adults starting today and that’s on period.
Mindy should mind her own fucking business, that’s on period.