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periscope

signing on AIM, checking if your stalking target(s) is there, and signing off if she's not, giving the appearance of a periscope breaking the surface and submerging again

It's damn creepy how Ben periscopes for Martina every night after their breakup.

by BMDubbs December 29, 2007

Periscope

When you get a boner in the bathtub, and it looks like the periscope of a submarine

I walked in the bathroom and he totally had a periscope!

by captain long dong June 11, 2011

periscoping

The act of whipping the dicc out while fully erect and placing it carefully between the gut and the elastic of your underwear/assorted leg covering. This aids in either concealing the tiny/enormous size of the male anatomy. Males usually partake in this action while either being embarassed by their size or if they for example are asked to come to the front of the classroom for a presentation "at the wrong time".

Ah shit son mah dicc is soo rock hard right now and Mrs. Cocklesuck just called me up to the front of the class to present for show-and-tell. I guess Ill just tuck it like a periscope...also known as periscoping.

by BIG BLACK DICC June 23, 2007

Periscope

When an allen wrench is inserted into an orifice (anus or vagina) and gingerly twisted around, by which the insert-ee can feel sensations that they normally don't feel with an ordinary probe.

My dildo feels great, but that periscope touched me in ways that I've never felt before.

by Fitchio October 08, 2011

periscope

A bit of stem that is poking through a rolled blunt.

That blunt had a huge periscope out the side, but it still smoked just fine.

by Aqib Talib October 06, 2010

periscope

Looking around to cheat on an exam so that your head and neck resemble a periscope. Your head swivels back and forth so quickly that even the dumbest teacher will probably catch you. However, there is always the chance that periscoping works, and it's one of the best feelings in the world. It's commonly used by those too lazy to put any effort into cheating discretely.

John: Dude that test was hard
Fred: Hell yeah, luckily I was able to cheat off the smart kid next to me
John: Ya I could see you cheating from across the room. You looked like a periscope!
Fred: Lol well at least Mr. Walters didn't see! He's oblivious!

by 12chainz February 06, 2014

periscope

The act of agressively fisting a female (or a male) into the vagina or anus hole, then rotating your arm inside the victim left and right, like a periscope, then yanking your arm out.

Damn, i had this trick in my room last night, and after my roomies and i gangbanged her asshole, i gave her twat the ol' Periscope! She was fisheyed by morning time!

by xbhotlava July 27, 2006