A fork of Rural Dictionary
Attempting to endure an entire match of Big team Splockets on Halo 3.
This game of Splockets is such Perpetual Bullshit, why in Gods
name does it go to 100?
a rare disease which makes completing even simple tasks difficult, often prevalent within students, teenagers, and adults in the workplace. Can be genetically inherited. Chances of contracting perpetual laziness is much higher when large amounts of homework is assigned, due dates for projects are listed, or any amount of work involving physical or mental labor is involved.
Mr. Teacher: "Did you finish your book report like I told you?"
Andy: "Naw teach, I contracted a severe bout of perpetual laziness over the weekend."
Mr. Teacher: "Oh my, completely understandable. I'll give you another week."
"im sorry sir but you are prone to Perpetual Ejaculation Syndrome"
infinite happiness
forever happy
a feeling of delight for a long amount of time
When Jen was around Derek she felt perpetual bliss.
the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way
friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"
Something that keeps on never moving.
My brother is so lazy, he is just full of perpetual motionlessness.
Upon committing an act that is deemed stupid, the likelihood of committing another stupid act shortly after is significantly more probable.
Person A: Wow, Bobby sure seems like a complete retard… is he always like that?
Person B: Nah, he’s just going through perpetual stupidity, he’ll snap out of it soon… I hope.