A fork of Rural Dictionary
An awesome lad, who is the greatest of the great. But flawed by being stuck traveling the same road everyone else has already traveled. He loves to write fables about others, this brinngs peace within himself for all his short comings in life.
When I grow up I want to be like Phil, but I don't want to sound like a broken record.
phil is an over all amazing person. tall, usually around 6'2, with dark, longer hair. absolutely adorable with a great sense of humour. he travels a lot with his best friend who usually goes by the name dan, and loves to meet new people.
phil: hey dan, are you ready to meet some more fans today?
dan: yeah, i just hope i dont catch on fire... again.
A phil is a simple being. Tends to think he is not gay, but goes around telling everyone he is a flaming homosexual. That is just a phil's way of coming out of the closet. Can also be used to explain how gay something/someone is.
"Oh no, Phil is gay!"
"Stop being a phil."
"That song is so phil."
a self-described 'Playa', often seen wearing stylish clothes (typically a kangol and turtleneck) and having a mustache.
He believes himself to weild great power and is heavily connected in the underworld.
Phil has appeared in the Washington Post for promoting a fight between Bea Arthur and Mike Tyson.
A kid who is the greatest in the universe at everything and is gonna be damn sure u know it. WIll tell u every single damn thing hes done in the past week and finish it off with either "SICK!!!" or "SMOKESHOW!!". basically hes better than u and u wish u were him
kid: "hey phil i heard u guys won ur game the other day"
Almighty Phil: "O yea, it was "SICK!!!" I had like 20 dunks and made like 3 extra points. It was a "SMOKESHOW!!!"
kid: "wow thats awesome phil ur so cool"
(to other kid once phil leaves): "I fuckin hate him!!!!!!"