A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you're hitting your girl from behind, and pull it out and to knock on her back door. You tap it few times to say, "let me in!", and as she relaxes her sphincter to welcome you home, she splatters you with a shart.
I went to stuff it in steph's ass last night but instead I got the dirt piñata.
When at least 2 or more black males are sticking exclusively there balls, not there dicks, inside of one female.
Me, Tyrone, and Jamal had a sweet party last night with Jenna and it ended with a African Piñata.
The act of imbibeing cocaine from one's own rectum via analingus.
Michael is so flexible, he can do the dusty piñata without even warming up!
When a girl fills her orifices with several types of candy. Somebody then proceeds to push on her stomach, which forces the candy to come out like a piñata.
"I made Brandy a stuffed piñata last night. I can't believe how fast the candy shot out."
When someone presents an 'opportunity' for you that looks fun and attractive on the surface, but when you get into the details, it's really a pain in the ass. Usually your boss.
When someone asks you to cover for them and they don't leave you any of the information you need to get the job done. "Boy, this is a shit piñata!"
The act of defecating on a partners back and covering with a blanket, then stomping repeatedly.
Jarid gave me the best Polish Piñata after sex last night!!
When you take a baseball bat and beat the shit out of a girl's vagina, and then candy comes out.
Guy 1: Yo, your sister's pretty cute Guy 2: Yeah, maybe before I made her into my pussy piñata...