A fork of Rural Dictionary
A pissbaby is a whiney annoying ass person, that will use the advantage of them acting childish for personal benefits. Typically a pick-me-girl or a "quirky" bitch.
"Omg did you see Isabella during summer school?"
"Yeah! She's such a fucking pissbaby!!"
Some one who leaves group and makes a scene just because some made a joke about him
John was being a real pissbaby when he left the group
Someone who was pissed on as a child. Typically, once a child is urinated on, a plaque (a "Pissbaby Plaque") stating the name of the child, the time and day it was pissed on and by whom is riveted to its back. Pissing on a young child renders them mentally retarded and greasy in complexion.
"Hey Joe, let me see your Pissbaby Plaque! I've gotta see who made you this dumb!"
"That guy is fucking dumb, he must be a pissbaby"
Implying someone's emotional unintelligence is due to their genetic make up. More specifically, that they are the result of two people who likely thought urination was an effective contraception technique.
Person A: Why is Jack such a pissbaby?
Person B: Idk man, probably got it from his parents.