A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who has a bad case of acne. Whiteheads for the mozzerella and red blotches for the sauce.
Man, did you see the shape of Frank? He's got some fuckin pizza face that kid!
Noun) 1. When you're face is covered in thrown-up or regurgitated pizza.
2. The act of punching your partner as hard as you can in the stomach during sex
in the missionary position to cause them to vomit on your face. Although this
move is recommended not to try unless you have an ample amount of paper towels,
it is said to be extremely arousing.
Eric: So I got pizza face yesterday.
Ronald: Oh wow, you must have been out of moves.
Brianna: It was the hottest thing ever!
Sharon: How the fuck is pizza face hot?
For someone to be a pizza face, there face must be so covered in greece and acne, that it is mistakable for a pizza.
Ryan: yo man mike is such a pizza face hes never gonna talk to a girl for the rest of his life
TJ: yea i know what a cocksucking douche bag, unless he gets rid of that pizza face he aint gonna have any friends left
Mike: Durrrr im the next hugh heghner. i already rented dancing midgets for my cage. you wana video tape my cat on your dog?
When you 69 with a girl who is on her period. You eat the girls pizza sauce and she eats your cheese and sausage.
Ay yo girl, you wanna make a pizza face with me tonight?
A greasy teenager who never washes their face and/or body and develops bad acne which leads to being teased and unpopularity
"Lee you fag, get out of here you pizza face"
A person with a lot of pimples on thier face. Also known as a fouts. Also reffered as a person who cant get any from any girl other than chinese women.
Man did you see that pizza face?
Yeah he was dating that chinese woman.