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Play Doh Effect

The outcome of having so much hair surrounding your anus that it becomes thick and interweaved. Therefore, when you defecate, the fecal matter is pushed through the fur like a Play Doh spaghetti maker.

"Dude, I had to shave my asshole last night"
"Play Doh Effect again?"
"Yup, every two months."

by CLagoa November 09, 2008

Play-Doh Surprise

An act of hatred in which the victim has a plastic Play-Doh cookie cutter template Zap-a-Gapped (similar to super glue, but stronger) to his/her anus. The desired effect should be something along the lines of star shaped logs.

To their bewilderment, Pam had fainted in the bathroom and was lying on the ground motionless. The cause of her accident could be found in the toilet bowl: several flower shaped specimens of fecal matter. Pam had stolen Danny's lunch money earlier that day any Danny wanted to get even with her. To make a long story short, Pam was on the receiving end of a historical Play-Doh Surprise.

by Norton ScanPro December 05, 2006

Play Doh Baby

Someone who smells like Play Doh

That person is a play doh baby

by Vdhajevevs December 17, 2019

Play-doh factorying

Shoveling food in your mouth while you are creating a healthy, rope like shit.

"Man, you wouldn't believe it, but yesterday I ate breakfast & lunch and before I got home, I had to rush to Costco to get stuff for the fam, but ate hotdog and a piece of pepperoni pizza... Only THEN I got home to dinner when I least expected it! So needless to say the only way that was gonna happen is if I ran into the toilet and did some Play-doh factorying, or I wouldn't have got that out. Now I'm not as hungry."

by D34T#3V4N October 06, 2023

smuggling play doh

Someone with a fat/possibly lumpy ass.

That woman is smuggling play doh.

by IzzieWizzieFace April 25, 2008

Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.

Similar to Canadian spaghetti.

I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.

by w.b.m April 17, 2008