A fork of Rural Dictionary
The worst kind of blowjob: cold hands, lots of teeth.
My girl's the worst when it comes to blowjobs. She only gives me polar bear head!
When a partner is giving head, occasionally uses their teeth and has a pair of cold hands.
"Katie gives Polar Bear Head, it blows." Cold hands, lots of teeth.
Cold hands, lots of teeth.
/u/kuato_lives: Man, I secretly hate that my partner gives me Polar Bear Head. You: Well, what is "Polar Bear Head"? /u/kuato_lives: Cold hands, lots of teeth.
The act of receiving head from someone with cold hands who uses lots of teeth.
My wife gives polar bear head, but at least I get some.
Cold hands, lots of teeth.
"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."