A fork of Rural Dictionary
when somebody consistently backs out of getting wasted, giving various excuses
me: Yo dude, lets go get wasted....
dc: nah i gotta chill with my gf
me: dude your a fucking poose
me: dude hows that dip treating you?
dc2: (pukes in 8 oz cup)
me: WHAT A POOSE!
A piss and a poop combined, Poose
I thought I just had to poop but it turned out I had to Poose
To be poosed is to have an unwelcome guest enter your room, and akwardly stand until they realize they are not welcome in your room.
Guy 1: "Yo dude I was just chillin in my room and I totally got poosed"
Guy 2: "wow bro that sucks, he got me too like five minutes ago"
Do the poose, means to run away, or get out of somewhere as quickly as possible.
Can also be used to describe someone in a negative light eg someone moaning, complaining or wimping out.
"Shit we've been spotted"
"quick, do the poose"
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"i can't be bothered, lets go home"
"stop being a poose"