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porky pig

Having sex with upper clothes on but no pants.

Dude the kids can wake up at any moment, so we need to porky pig it.

by Bitches are real February 14, 2016

porky pig styles

A style of dress where the person (most often male) wears a shirt or vest but is naked from the waist down.

Wife: Honey are you ready to go my mothers place or what? Husband: Yep, lets do this. You can drive. (exits bedroom) Wife: *gasp* WTF! put some pants on, you can't go round all porky pig styles. Mum doesn't want to see your junk.

by FuriousB June 22, 2010

Porky Pig Sex

When a couple has been lying around on a Sunday afternoon and casually decide to have sex. As such, pants come off, but nothing else. Quick orgasm followed by a stuttered , “That’s all folks”.

After watching the noon football game, my girl and I had some good ole Porky Pig Sex. That’s all folks😁.

by J Michael. December 06, 2021

Porky Pig

Being on a date with a woman ,and secretly removing all your clothes but the shirt, when she is out of the room.

The Date was moving slowly so I decided to go for the "Porky Pig" when she went to the Bathroom

by livinlegend May 17, 2020

Porky Pig

To "Porky Pig" is to declare that's all folks and get the eff out. Past participle To have "Porky Pigged"

Shit was about to go down so I Porky Pigged the eff out.

by rancerstank March 10, 2021

full porky pig

Absolutely no clothes on

The kids were running around in full porky pig mode.

by mooseandpebs August 25, 2017